SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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