I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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