my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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