if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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