In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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