i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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