Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
