My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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