i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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