K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
