sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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