so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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