You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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