but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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