There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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