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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (916): View more from California

  is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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  what happened to yours?

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  i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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• (381): View more from

  I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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  Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex

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