Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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