can we get nightvision for the apartment?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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