I wish you could order shots online.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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