wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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