Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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