I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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