Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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