Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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