Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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