There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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