I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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