yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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