Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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