Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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