fuck your aforementioned shoe
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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