Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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