did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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