It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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