I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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