Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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