Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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