...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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