oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I believe in your delicious
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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