wat bout pragnant strippers??
You can't special order awesome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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