We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
