i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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