I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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