I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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