Sry I called you an 8
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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