its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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