the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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