Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
