I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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