Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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