love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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