Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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