Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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