i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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