is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
