Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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