Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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